The awesome Kol's Notes and My Brown Newfies are hosting a tongue-in-cheek blog hop today on Human Shaming! Go and check out their funny shames!
In the grand scheme of things, Domeek isn't too bad of a human; I mean, she doesn't dress me up like a flower and tote me around on a floral wheelbarrow (yeah, as crazy as it sounds, we did see a poor pup in this scenario), she doesn't put bows in my ears, and she doesn't carry me around like a baby!
But there are plenty of things that she does...including hiding my ball behind her back, asking me "where's your ball?", and while I frantically look for it, she's just standing there laughing (grrr!) She leaves me at home for 7 or 8 hours while she goes to work (pft!) and sometimes she has the audacity to go have social interactions without me (who, what, where, and WHY?)!
But these are really the ones that get my goat going (isn't that a funny idiom?)!!
1. Spends one day a week, hanging out with tons of dogs that are not ME!
2. Specifically buys chocolate chip cookies and muffins as treats, because I can't eat them!
3. Throws away my "good" (ok, totally destroyed) toys when I go to bed so I can't see it was her!!!
Yeah, you got that right Domeek...I know it's you that throws away my toys!!! Boo!!!
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Come on, you know that you want to join in too!! :-D
Happy Friday everyone!
Throwing away your toys is the worst. You had them all perfectly chewed and slobbered on! Truly shameful.
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly!! :-)
DeleteI understand those chocolate treats - my dad puts onion in all their really tasty food so I can't have it.
ReplyDeleteUrg! Why?? If she wanted some of mine, well, I would at least consider it! ;-)
DeleteOh, I see we both got called out by our pups on the same thing - coming home smelling like other dogs! Rude!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I like to eat lots of chocolate treats too, and of course NO sharing!
We have to hang our heads today...
Indeed we do! According to the pups, it's about time! ;-)
DeleteWell now chocolate is just bad for you, she's really doing you a favor. :-)
ReplyDeletePft! That's all I have to say about that! ;-)
DeleteLOL! I can't believe she throws away your destroyed toys when you to bed! The nerve:)
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining in the fun today!
Neither can I Jen!! The humanity!!! ;-)
DeleteThrows away the toys?!!!!!!!! The nerve, it just ain't right.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
No kidding Goose! I'm planning on writing an official letter of complaint! ;-)
DeleteHuman shaming looks really fun! Oh no, not the toys!
ReplyDeleteCotton
Hehehe, it is Cotton, you should try! :-) Feels good!
ReplyDeleteHaving the peoples go out without you isn't so bad, it gives you time to demolish things. But buying treats you can't have and then throwing away your favorite toys is just plain mean.
ReplyDeleteShame to the Peoples!
Oh No, such suffering! Where will it all end? Good thing you are bringing these issues to light!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Throws away your toys?!? Oh the cruelty! Maybe she will be ashamed when she reads your posts and see the error of her ways!
ReplyDeleteI can't even put Murray's toys in his toy box without him stressing! They would never make the trash!
ReplyDeleteOMG this is hilarious. I love this and will have to do the same for my site. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteKimberly
Hey, I found your blog through "2 Punk Dogs". Gotta say I love the concept of human shaming, because (Debbie Downer alert) a lot of the dog shaming really comes down to mistakes that the humans have made.
ReplyDeleteCurrently, our shame is that Badger and Mushroom haven't been bathed or had their nails clipped for wayyy too long. Shame on us!
Nice to meet all of you! :-D Thanks for dropping by! I totally agree with you, most of the shaming that I see are mainly human related...but us poor pups get the blame! Oh well, shame on you now! ;-)
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